And now, for something
completely different… A wee Internet Rant…
Why does downloading get slower and slower each day… yet
FIVE ‘pop-up’ ads (from my server no less) can magically and utterly unencumbered
make their way onto my screen - all at the same time?! (Coulda learned
a few primary transferable Pac-Man skills a long time ago - but girls weren’t
taught such things…)
And why don’t “helpful” things, associations, and people
send out Mega “Junk Mail” Ads? (“Hey, Good Day - We wish you Peace!”… Or
how about a few free “Martha Tips”?) But first thing each new morning,
with a liberal dose of caffeine, there’s a plethora of porn email to attack
and eliminate (“Are you sure you wish to delete?” YES!!). I can’t write
a word, nor eat breakfast until they’re gone. I hardly feel like eating
afterwards either… This is what’s in the world? Small minds, and apparently,
ahem, smaller knobs. Ayah…
Just who are them women who’d like their “…walls ripped
apart with your HUGE Johnson!!”… when they can nigh forthwith give birth
to a bouncing ‘eight-pounder’ without an episiotomy? And who could afford
the Special Tailor to accommodate such colossal endowments! (Obviously
Briefs, and NOT Boxers, or they’d be walkin’ funny I suppose) Who forgot
to teach the men it’s about how you wiggle your worm? And who’s gonna pay
for the raising of that eight-pounder when all is said and done (about
a minute and a half…optimistically). Do “College Girls” strip before their
video cams simply to relieve the stress of waiting for exam results? Where
oh where does one get that tiny, tiny film developed for those Miniature
Hidden Cameras?? And is Free Porn as good what you pay for? Ah, so many
questions! I am obviously out of my league.
Yet sometimes, ignorance IS bliss. Some days, the “Net”,
the “Web”, sounds all too apt… caught in the assault first thing.
And lately, I just have Brunch.
Anti-Porn…
Get Real.
Be Real!
There’s no hidden clause
in the Universal Contract…
Pictures
of anyone else won’t help you
if you don’t know me ~
Inside out, Outside in ~
Endless.
Are you?
That size counts.
Get what you pay for.
Better yet, pay it forward…
It’s called
Respect.
